Everyone who keeps a jar of Laoganma in the cupboard eventually arrives at this bowl on their own. Hot rice, something crunchy, an egg, and a spoon of chilli crisp stirred through until every grain is orange.
It is barely a recipe, which is exactly why it belongs here. Treat the amounts below as a starting point and adjust to whatever is in the fridge — leftover roast chicken, a tin of tuna, or nothing at all.